[introductory music] (Hurray!) [music] (England!)

Everything is heading for a crisis

The country's going broke but don't be blue (boop boop she boop)

Remember friends, that all of us are English

And when we're down, we look around, and this is what we do

We ... panic (oooh), panic (aaagh), panic all over the place

Panic (oooh), panic (aaagh), wipe that smile off your face

Nothing is getting better, doesn't it make you sick

It's like a bad dream, so have a good scream, and panic (aaagh) [music] (boo hoo)

Yesterday you had to beg and borrow

Today you only stand around and curse (groan drat darn)

But you should all look forward to tomorrow

It's not so late, just you wait, it's gonna get much worse

So ... panic (oooh), panic (aaagh), panic all over the place

Panic (oooh), panic (aaagh), wipe that smile off your face

Nothing is getting better, doesn't it make you sick

Throw your hands in the air, have a good swear, and panic

All the great men of history (panic) did what they had to do (panic). What did Caesar do with Cleopatra (panic?) and Napoleon at Waterloo (panic!). Now presidents and prime ministers (panic) are rapidly learning how (panic). The leaders of today, show us the way, all together now

Panic (oooh), panic (aaagh), panic all over the place

Panic (oooh), panic (aaagh), wipe that smile off your face

Nothing is getting better, doesn't it make you sick

Holler and shout, let it all out and panic