Dynamic Duo 2 (feat. Kasher Quon)

(Aw yeah, Chris) I'm mad as hell, the weed man just shorted my weed I was tryna get all buds, this nigga gave me seeds I just scammed a basketball player named Abdul Kareem Popped a nigga outside the Walmart and fleed the scene I'm finna do donuts in a Scat, Krispy Kreme I just scammed a nigga who sell donuts at Krispy Kreme I'm finna respond to this bitch DM, she wanna have sex with me I just bought a Louis fanny pack as an accessory We 'bout to go and fuck this bitch together, her name Destiny I'm finna go and kill one of my opps and catch a felony And I scammed a Spanish ass nigga, he was Mexican I'm finna go to jail, I just ran over a pedestrian Robbed my little cousin 'cause I found out he bisexual And I sold a 12 year-old kid a weed edible I just slapped the fuck out of a nigga with freckles I just fucked a bitch, then I bought her a pickle I just fucked a bitch and I paid her with nickels She kept sucking my dick after I came and it tickled I just fucked an ugly ass bitch named Aquanetta Just saw one of my opps in a 2003 Jetta I just beat the fuck out of a nigga and he had eczema I just caught a nigga re-rocking his old prom sneakers I just caught a nigga with some old beat Balenciaga Arenas They wouldn't let me perform my song, so I shot up the arena You can keep the indica 'cause I'm smoking on sativa You can keep that black bitch 'cause I'm fucking on Samantha I just found out one of my old hoes got cancer I just scammed a bitch online and she got cancer Took a Mexican bitch out to eat, she wanted anchovies I just scammed an African ass nigga, he got ebola You just fucked a dirty ass bitch and got ebola I just saw a bum ass bitch with Adidas Samoa I just slapped the fuck out my cousin and took his toaster strudel And punched my little brother in the jaw and took his ramen noodles I heard you broke as hell, in the crib eating ramen noodles I heard you broke as hell, in the crib eating Pizza Rolls Now I'm finna hit bitcoin on Cedar Grove Then go and punch me a nice hotel on Lincoln Road This bitch irritating, keep asking for edge control And she suck my dick when I was driving, I lost control I had a hundred methods in that bitch, how I lose my phone? I'm mad as hell my method stopped working, I gotta pay for clothes My bitch still ain't never let me fuck, I'm tryna find some hoes My pop still ain't pay me for weed, I'm 'bout to steal his bowl I just scammed a single parent mother for some Enfamil Just got over on a nigga and sold him a Benadryl I just got a credit card (in who name?) Auntie Melissa Bubble Gum Cookie, bitch, I'm smoking Bubblicious I ain't wanna fuck that bitch 'cause she look like Russel Simmons I ain't wanna fuck that bitch 'cause she look like Katt Williams Scammed a bald head nigga with cancer, he look like Chauncey Billups Shaved my hair bald, now I look like Chauncey Billups He tried to rob me with a two-two, it was a Dillinger Then I reached in my pocket and stabbed him with a screwdriver Now I'm finna steal a nigga car, with hangers and wires I just scammed a gospel ass nigga, he sing in a choir And I found out my man snitched, I think he Tekashi And I fucked a bitch with twenty kids, I think it's Dashiki I just made a ratchet ass fan suck my little cousin weewee I just stole some nachos and some chips from the ice cream truck Now I'm finna get a CPN and buy an ice cream truck Almost went to jail for selling weed out the ice cream truck Almost went to jail for selling crack out a U-Haul truck My mama moved again, I gotta keep punching U-Haul trucks My daddy snitched on me, now I gotta shoot up his white truck My cousin snitched on me, now I gotta shoot up his white van I just got approached in the mall by a white fan Had my hoodie on and got shot up by a white man Fucked my girlfriend and put some money on her nightstand Couldn't find no T194 so I popped a Xan Couldn't find no fire ass weed, so I smoked a Black Couldn't find no other drugs around, so now I'm smoking crack And I Karo'd the nigga juice with some antifreeze And I wore my Moncler outside when it was a hundred degrees I just fucked a smart ass bitch with a master's degree I just fucked a broke ass bitch and she asked for three dollars Three broke niggas over there, that's about three burgers He was short on a cigarette, he had one quarter It cost fifty to get a cigarette, he had twenty-five cents It cost a hundred to pay her water bill, she had twenty-five dollars It cost twenty to get a one-seven, he had fifteen dollars It cost thirty to get a haircut, Teejay still ain't got one You know I scammed all my barbers, I can't even get one Bro, your shit looking trife, you gotta go and get one He went to jail for an hour and turned into a Froot Loop I just saw a crackhead tryna fuck a raccoon I just tried to hang myself in the bathroom 'Cause I had a dream they deleted my YouTube Had to beat a nigga in his stomach with an umbrella I'm mad as hell, my flight got delayed by Delta Me and Quon had a show to go to out in Phoenix Just got an opp address, and he stay in Vegas Couple days later, they had his funeral in Las Vegas He wasn't even from the hood, he was from Las Vegas Finna knock a nigga out and go viral on WorldStar What you got on the weed? He said he got the cigar If the opps in this party, then everybody shot Caught with stolen credit cards and they put me on a box Everybody say they fuckin' with the iPhones, they lyin' I just punched my grandma bills and all her hospital fines He tried to slide at the mall, all his pieces was declined Wearing them old ass 'fits he had since 2009 'Bout time you junked that old car, nigga, it was overheating I'm off a four of Hi-Tech, I'm bout to be so sleepy She was off her period, I told her, "Open legs now" Treat your bitch like a dog and I told her, "Sit down" The opps had a funeral, dig up the casket in the ground Riding in a Hellcat, you in a box, old town Walmart know my face, they keep saying, "Turn around" I just went to Verizon, got approved zero down Yeah, I seen you in there too, but you had a high deposit Please hit my DM for SunTrust deposits He tryna run off with the cheese, he just keep duckin' and dodgin' But I got his address, so I'ma keep on sliding My mama ran off with some cheese, I'm 'bout to go blow up her house This shit really surprise me, niggas keep runnin' they mouth