I Loved L.A. (L.A.Pocalypse)

Some people thought the Earth Would finally have enough of us And the way that we polluted But those people were stupid Now they're dead See it wasn't our fault that we died No that was the dogs And they spared my life For a reason? I don't know! I loved L.A. but now it's Even sweeter I'll never pay another Parking meter Forever will be better because Yeah! Now I'm down for whatever I'm the last person alive So I'm the hottest person alive And that's a fact L.A. was canceled It's over Me Too is now Just Me Every man who ever harassed me Is now as dead as he could be But I guess that means All the other women They harassed are dead as well Man the Earth really went to hell There's blood in the street But now I don't have to read Another President's tweet- Now my forever can be even better I'll live forever Never ending ever And even if someday I die At least I'll know that for a while I was the last person alive I was the hottest person alive I was the smartest person alive I was the best person alive I was the only doctor alive And that's a fact And I hope all the dogs That killed us and then got Into their spaceship and left To go back to their planet Are happy That they did this To us