Your Cat

She smoked one-hundreds when I met her She tried to quit before she left me I'm not so sure if that's important Free association gets me dizzy They ask, "What's the reason for your appointment?" I try to come up with something vague She asks if I'm going to the party I tell her I'm going to the party It's so hot by noon I just get queasy It's so hot by 2 I stay inside I try to put down a cup of coffee He asks how much I'm drinking and I lie But doctors are always trying to tell you Some torturous way to live your life It's not like they know everything ever Hey man, I went to college too But all of the kids I met on campus Are settled down beside the sea Some days I wish that I could be that Sometimes I forget to spit out the seeds I'll make it through this if it kills me And when it kills me I'll come back Jesus will make me a disciple Or maybe he'll let me be your cat I wait to be led into temptation As I lay a load across the street Catherine is smoking pot above me Watching Hellraiser on tv Tomorrow I'm driving to Chicago Tonight I am kneeling from the puke Still doing all I can to understand One more erotic nightmare about you