(Can We Be Friends?)

Could you be my best friend?

Let's hang out every weekend

Go driving every night

Stare at people that we like

Could you be my best friend?

I'll tell you all my secrets

I'll tell you all the times

That I wish that I could die

And if anybody fucks with you

They fuck with me

So, if anybody fucks with you

I'll knock their teeth out

Yeah

Could you be my best friend?

Can we be friends?

Could you be my best friend?

Can we be friends?