The U.S.E.

Here we are livin' in the U.S.E. Gotta keep things lookin' nice The toilet water's blue in the U.S.E. and the neighbours are cold as ice You gotta spend the money in the U.S.E. so everything nice and clean The Lawns are like carpets in the U.S.E. and the watchdogs nice and mean I've been weak, I've been meek, I've been timid and shy Told those kittens with their mittens that they'll get no pie Only human super human and I'll never know why. Why why why me? I was Told to be. I was told I was told I was told I was told I was told to be Once I crossed the border from the U.S.E. there were grannies and boys and girls They were laughin' and singin' and sittin' by the sea there in the rest of the world I'd never crossed the border from the U.S.E. where things just weren't very clean They were cuttin' down Bananas for the U.S.E. and I really don't want to seem mean I was feelin' real uneasy as they looked at me, the strangest people I'd ever seen I wanted to be back in the U.S.E. where everything nice and clean I've been weak, I've been meek, I've been timid and shy Told those kittens with their mittens that they'll get no pie Only human super human and I'll never know why. Why why why me? Here we are livin' in the U.S.E. Gotta keep things lookin' nice The toilet water's blue in the U.S.E. and the neighbours are cold as ice You gotta spend the money in the U.S.E. so everything nice and clean The Lawns are like carpets in the U.S.E. and the watchdogs nice and mean I'm a rambler I'm a gambler I'm a son of a gun I'm a father I'm a brother got a sister and son Only human super human wanna have some fun Come and lie with me. Come and lie with me. Come and lie with me Come and lie with me. Come and lie with me. Come and lie with me