Zebra Cake

A cataclysm of proportions never before seen Is very soon to befall your whole scene so come clean You've done things that shall never be forgiven You ate my last zebra cake now I seek vengeance Arch nemesis civilians vacate the premises Women and children out the building first They stampede like a herd of wildebeest Feel the earth trembling beneath your feet Got your knees weaker than a Charlie Brown Christmas tree Admit defeat and I'll end it swiftly Swiffer Dusters all they'll need to collect all your remains This will be the last we meet in a way it's kinda strange Like Bruce Wayne finally free from the endless sprees of Jack Napier You gave me the reason to not ever let my hatred burn out But now the flame has turned my heart the color of the night sky Few stars flicker remember when I was a nice guy (I understand perfectly) You hurt me deep blood curdling the way it screams Certainly a serpentine squirming free (From) Fur of sheep the murder spree will surely be Hard to keep Blind Fury from hopping out the braille jeep There's nothing to see just buckets of meat Full jumpsuit so you don't stain the luxury seats Blood red head down or get bugs in your teeth Shattered windshield when you hit me (But he's not guilty of any of these things) You might as well have sent me to hell in my sleep You're such a villainous creep just sitting there while I weep Thirstily sipping herbal tea murdering in the first degree (Ladies and gentleman it was a cold-blooded premeditated murder) And you have the nerve to leave the empty box in the pantry Unbelievable