Operator

Operator, operator I'm so glad that you rang my phone Operator, operator I'm so glad that you found me home I can hear my long gone lover I've waited such a long, long time So, please, operator Put him on the line I want him on the line I wanna talk to that Long gone lover of mine Operator, operator There is static in my line Did he say that love was true Did he say that his love was mine Did he say he was coming home Did he say where he had been I can't gear a word that he's saying If you keep butting in You keep butting in I wanna know if he's Coming on home again It shouldn't take this much time To clear my line, to ease my mind Oh, operator, please, get straight It's unfair to make me wait any longer My curiousity is stronger Don't you know that it's wrong Oh, so, wrong Operator, operator This is very, very strange What is the holdup, please Doesn't he have the change Oh, please, operator If he doesn't have another dime Reverse the charge to me But put him on the line I want him on the line I wanna talk to that Long gone lover of mine I didn't expect him Please connect him right away I beg of you to put him through Without delay