Phillip My Dear

Phillip, my dear Last night I thought was you in here Where did you go? Working for good old England Missing out all the action My dear, do you know? There was a man in my bedroom Wearing your shoe Trying on the royal costume Dipping in the royal perfume I telling you true There was a man in my bedroom Anxious for a rendezvous And I thought it was you He big just like you but younger He thick just like you but stronger He lingay like you but harder He lay, lay like you but badder A man in my bedroom He came on the bed, doudou And I took him for you The palacе guards Were playing hopscotch in the yard Abandon thе throne Being with this perfect stranger The jewel was in danger, for I was alone With a man in my bedroom Loaded with brew Yes, this malodorous urchin On top of my bed was perching Like a cockatoo A man in my bedroom Sorry, dear, I misconstrued When I took him for you He big just like you but younger He thick just like you but stronger He lingay like you but harder He lay, lay like you but badder A man in my bedroom He came on the bed, doudou And I took him for you In Buckingham No one respond to the alarm So this plunderer Displayed inside my boudoir A tool made for agriculture I stood there in awe With a man in my bedroom Seven feet or more He told me, "Come hither and foil in all my good linen" He was so obscene! There was a man in my bedroom So nasty and mean Singing to me, "God, go save the queen!" He big just like you but younger He thick just like you but stronger He lingay like you but harder He lay, lay like you but badder A man in my bedroom He came on the bed, doudou And I took him for you Evidently, I've suffered great indignity From this commoner Instead of being free in London He should be put in a dungeon Under the tower There was a man in my bedroom Enjoying the view This vicious, immoral scoundrel Son of a common mongrel Scared me through and through There was a man in my bedroom Your input was overdue And I thought it was you He big just like you but younger He thick just like you but stronger He lingay like you but harder He lay, lay like you but badder There was a man in my bedroom He came on the bed, doudou And I took him for you