Rap Battle

It's the GMN versus the GMI I don't really think I even have to try You make it easy for me to look great Retiring might be your only fate It's the GMI crew, now working for us Agent R always seems like he's making a fuss We set him up on a date with his crush The only way he gets the date, is with us That wasn't nice at all, there were no compliments Matt, you're so awesome and you look so good I'd rather hang out with you than the red hood Make it look easy, like no big deal Your hair's always getting me in the feels Alice, Alice, I don't know your name I got a tattoo of it just the same You're the crush of my life, I could never diss I can't wait for our first kiss This is like, the weirdest rap battle I've ever had (yeah) I'm still not finished so don't take a bow Agent R's greatest weakness is milk from a cow Try too hard but never do your part Even your clean clothes still smell like fart Even ask Agent S, where are you? Oh yeah, you're spying, 'cause that's all you do (no, I do more) You lost your job so you started a blog The only way you get views is with Rebecca's dog I know you all think that I'm the fool But I'm really cool, 'cause- (now what?) Yeah, c'mon, you gotta go, c'mon (oh man) Can't be worse than you guys I don't have to throw shade Because those glasses are cheaply made All you want is control But news to you, you'll never be the lead role This is easy, never even started shit Shoulda known better, after he farted Agent S says he loves Alice but it's not true Because I heard from our cousin, she's getting texts from you I can explain, I can explain No, no, no, no, no Can't be messed with, we can't be botched Everyone at GMN is being watched Chloe, Veronica, Vanessa, Ro Sophie, Kurt, and there's more to go That was good, that was good That was good, that was good Okay let's go, let's go, let's go