Turbulence

Dear passengers Welcome on board! This is flight 404 to old Amsterdam Where we are flying you back to the seventeeth century In approximately 8 minutes we'll be flying at the speed of light Please fasten your seatbelts and stow your luggage In the overhead compartments or underneath your seat We kindly ask you to turn off all personal electronic devices during our flight Ladies and gentleman, thank you for your cooperation Please enjoy your flight and thank you for flying with Future Airlines Ladies and gentleman Welcome on board This is your captain speaking A hell of a flight, oh Lord Maybe if you're lucky You'll come back from your stay You will feel more civilized You'll never be the same This modern world was such a hell Well let me show you this Maybe after a year or so You'll find out what you miss Throughout history it's just always the same song You don't know what you got till it's gone! Hahahahaha I wish there was a time machine To warp you back in history You question equality You damage democracy Why don't you stay in history? But don't warp us with you, no don't warp me Don't warp us, too, no don't warp me In a few minutes we are entering the fourth dimension Make sure your seatbelts are fastened and read the safety instructions card located under your seat Oxygen masks are only available in the first class If you are seated next to an emergency exit You are most likely the first to die in a case of emergency If you do not wish to perform the functions described in the event of an emergency You cannot be reseated Please accept your destiny for the greater good, like all of us We honor you for your bravery and selflessness You are a true hero If you have any questions We are happy to answer all of your questions after the flight Thank you for flying with Future Airlines BREAK IT BRICK BY BRICK BUILT THIS SHIT BREAK IT WHAT WE'VE BUILT WITH BARE HANDS BREAK IT BREAK IT WHAT WE'VE BUILT WITH BARE HANDS IS THAT REALLY WHAT YOU WANT? I wish there was a time machine To warp you back in history You question equality You damage democracy Why don't you stay in history? Suffer from your prophecy This will be your destiny From now till eternity In a few minutes we will be landing in the seventeenth century During your stay, beware of witchhunters and slave traders You will experience that a lot of your modern privileges and opportunities won't exist anymore Simple diseases can easily lead to untimely deaths All unattended luggage and children will be sold or married off