Martha Divine

I've got this feelin' And I got this shovel Between me and you and it, you're in a little trouble I saw you sneakin' And I know what happened I think it's kinda funny you got caught Only I ain't laughin' Martha Divine, Martha Divine You put your hands on the wrong damn man this time Jezebel, you're bound for Hell But evidently, the Devil was busy so I moved you up in line Martha Divine Well, you call him 'Darling' And I call him 'Daddy' And Daddy says he'll whoop me if I don't keep Momma happy "Honor thy father" "Honor thy mother" But the Bible doesn't say a damn thing about your daddy's lover Martha Divine, Martha Divine You put your hands on the wrong damn man this time Jezebel, you're bound for Hell But evidently, the Devil was busy so I moved you up in line Martha Divine Momma's an angel My daddy isn't Looks like a little more of him rubbed off on me than didn't Well, I'll leave you to it They'll never prove it And if they ever find out, I'll say, "The Devil made me do it" Martha Divine, Martha Divine You put your hands on the wrong damn man this time Martha Divine, your ass is mine And it ain't murder if I bury you alive Martha Divine