Chronicles of AY

Uh... mr... uh Chris Hagarian Call me concert chris... I run the town! There's a call for you on line one Hello? Well I run this town! If you think for one second Im gonna book AY-MusiK or the battery tour For any of my fairs or venues you're sorely mistaken He's not even relevant, if you're not strumming a guitar Or with a band you're not even relevant He doesn't shake my hand, he doesn't beg me for anything, so he gets nothing... Thank you I thought I needed yall like Spalding but I ball I can put this city on the map, but you put me in the back of the bus But the wheels of the bus turned round and round Now i'm off the ground with enough buzz to attract the bees - hunny- funny I could make alotta money for yah but you looking dummy like When bullies asked me for my lunch money Pause, I'm fine, I noticed that I'm ahead of my time When I noticed that I don't need to get signed When i figured that I don't need your co-sign Battery Tour is all mine Christian Robinson just signed Outlets all over my timeline It's amazing how this city ignores greatness No wonder nobody ever makes it and by association you can Play on the big stages, this is out outrageous even the radio stations are dictated... By the same faces by the same racist Alright man, alright so really what's on my list is all these garbage local bands That get all the stages! Like you can't even sing! Y'now what I'm saying brandon? I can sing better than them! I'll try! Oh! Can you take me higher! Oh oh To a place where blind men see Can you take me higher? Oh To a place with golden streams yeah!! Yes local success it does not take talent it doesn't take skills Just know who you need to know I am 45 with 4 kids but i have grown locally because I know who I need to know Just know who you need to know And you will benefit, magnificent Thank you! I am the Local Rocker I can't even book a show in my hometown Guess I didn't know who i needed to know Even though I emailed and phoned called all the gatekeepers in my city I guess they didn't hear me I used to have alotta friends now all i got is #outlets I used to have alotta love now my city shoulder shrugs Pity me Oh but through association you can achieve anything Greatness can be yours, I am known here all the way to overland park Because I know who I need to know See my point exactly all you gotta know is me I run the town I book all the acts. I've got all the power! If you're irrelevant that's my choice! My opinion counts and yours doesn't Let's recap. I am 45 with 4 kids and possibly one on the way I have achieved this because I know who I need to know! Just know who you need to know! And you will benefit. I am legitimate artist When i go to my shows I get best spot to perform Because everyone knows who I am because I know who I needed to know I get $500 just to show up I am the local rocker. Michelle baKon attends all of my shows Concert chris knows who I know I am known, and I will continue to grow locally I may not achieve national success You may not know me in your city but in my city they know me And they pay me money and I know who I need to know! So Know who YOU NEED TO KNOW! 45 with 4 kids and possibly one on the way Possibly one one the way! I will never put in "10,000 hours" I show up and do my show! Thank You! Well let's see if John Heart responds to that one!