How Bad

It's a lazy sunday morning

And I'm hanging around all the time

Last night was awful I had

bad company and good wine

My head is buzzing like a bunch of bees

When my door is broken down

And somebody yells

Here's the police

Oh no

How bad

How bad is that

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How bad is that

Like good old Brian

I was pushed to the floor

Dazed and confused I ask

What are you looking for?

The cops laugh and say

We're looking for that mad maniac

On the way back from the bar

He crashed twentyone cars

Oh no

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How bad is that

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How bad

How bad is that

This ain't the first time

That I did fail

So they took me to their station

No matter how much I wail

The judge says

Enough is enough son

If you thought you have a problem

Now you have a real one

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How bad is that

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