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I woke up this morning with a pounding head Trying to recollect everything that we did I know how it's started But it gets a little blurry how it ends The only time I thought we'd ever make the news Was you in a white dress saying I do But there it was in big black print Front page this just in There was a 5-10 speeding west bound Didn't know where she was she was going But she had to get out At the same time the other side of town There was a 4-15 public disturbance Yeah things got bad when the whisky quit working No suspects right now but it turns out She pulled a 4-59 on this his heart Don't ever think he'll ever see it again This just in Right there between the rising price of grain And score of last nights football game Was picture of a Chevy lookin just like mine Dang if it ain't parked in the drive Right where it should've been This just in There was a 5-10 speeding west bound Didn't know where she was she was going But she had to get out At the same time the other side of town There was a 4-15 public disturbance Yeah things got bad when the whisky quit working No suspects right now but it turns out She pulled a 4-59 on this his heart Don't ever think he'll ever see it again This just in Now I'm getting calls from all my friends Awe man you'd think we made CNN There was a 5-10 speeding west bound Didn't know where she was she was going But she had to get out Same time the other side of town There was a 4-15 public disturbance Yeah Things got bad when the whisky quit working No suspects right now but it turns out She pulled a 4-59 on his heart Don't ever think he'll ever see it again This just in This just in Man this just in