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Never the Guy
Alternative
Never the Guy was released on January 17, 2020 by Beard Fish as a part of the album The Shittiest Band in the Universe
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Release DateJanuary 17, 2020
LabelBeard Fish
LanguageEnglish
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy
BPM169

Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
Beard Fish
Beard Fish
Performer
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Richard Plunkett
Richard Plunkett
Songwriter

Lyrics

I'm always in the race
To be awarded second place
Just like a pornstar
I don't finish first
It's always pretty tough
When my best isn't good enough
But then I remember
That it could be worse
When I go to work
My boss is a fucking jerk
“You useless fucking cunt”
Is what he said
And when I'm in my house
I have to sleep on the couch
Because the stupid fucking cat
Is always on the bed
Always the bridesmaid, never the bride
Always the Nollsie, never the Guy
Always the bridesmaid, never the bride
Always the Nollsie, never the Guy
When I'm on TV
Singing “What About Me?”
All the single mums
Want a piece of this
But when they realise
That I'm Nollsie, not Guy
They grab their pram
And run off with the kids
Always the bridesmaid, never the bride
Always the Nollsie, never the Guy
Always the bridesmaid, never the bride
Always the Nollsie, never the Guy
Stuck in a jungle, I could've died
Always the Nollsie, never the Guy
Lost everything but I've still got my pride
Always the Nollsie, never the Guy
Written by: Richard Plunkett
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