Why the Hell Can't I?

You go out with all the boys, and you end up half tied You're buying all those expensive toys, got nothin' when it comes rent time You're comin' home so late at night, got me worried and it ain't right You can do anything you want, so why the hell can't I You show up late to every date, and believe I've heard every line We always go Dutch no matter how much, you never pay a single dime Last time you drove was out to the cove, we ain't talking 'bout what's on your mind Oh, you can do anything you want, so why the hell can't I Do you think I'm new Do you think I can't figure out all the things you do I think we're through I'd have bailed you out a time or two but not for everything you do So go on out with all the boys, the door'll be locked this time Go buy all those expensive toys, won't have a room here come rent time Don't care if you go and stay out late, 'cause now your cares aren't mine Oh you can do anything you want, so why the hell can't I I said you can do anything you want, so why the hell can't I I said you can do anything you want So why the hell can't I