Hello Spain

I went for a walk in the rain I got sick of the rain Thought of going to Spain, by train I finally took a plane Bye bye rain, hello Spain I met the woman on Monday Fell in love that Monday Popped the question on Tuesday She said OK Too late to get away We got married on Wednesday We woke up the next day With the same last name I couldn't remember her first name Ain't that a shame? She spit in my face Called me puto francés I went for a walk in the sun I got sick of the sun I'm heading back to the rain, by plane I might as well take a train Bye bye Spain, hello rain