Rodeo Clown

She told me it was over With a suitcase in her hand When she said she'd met a cowboy I was picturin' the Marlboro man Well, it wasn't her leavin' Hell, it wasn't even The fact that she was runnin' around What hurts me the most Is she left me for a rodeo clown He coulda been a doctor A lawyer, maybe, I'd understand Or a bull-ridin' belt-buckle Snuff-dippin' macho man But a guy named Darryl Hidin' in a barrel Red nose and a painted-on frown Yeah, she didn't just leave me She left me for a rodeo clown Your friends are gonna ask me But I'm just gonna tell 'em a lie I'll say she was gettin' too clingy And you just had to say goodbye 'Cause you'd get throttled If they knew that Ronald McDonald Was doin' her now Nah, she didn't just leave ya She left you for a rodeo clown He coulda been a doctor A lawyer, maybe, I'd understand Or a bull-ridin' belt-buckle Snuff-dippin' macho man But a guy named Darryl Hidin' in a barrel Red nose and a painted-on frown Nah, she didn't just leave ya She left you for a rodeo clown If I'd known she was into Suspenders and big shoes Mighta coulda worked something out But she went to Vegas And left me for a rodeo clown Yeah, it hurts just to say it She left you for a rodeo clown