I Think I'm in Love with the Girl Who Works on Checkout Six in Decathlon

I only went in to get wellington boots 'Cause a friend had insisted on going Camping in the Lake District for his stag do Never really been the type of guy to kill time in a sports retailer I saw the World Cup final and I played a bit of netball as a teenager But all the ski-boots, bikes Dumbbells got me feeling a bit out of my depth Then I saw you and you took away my breath Well this feeling's new to me Never thought I'd be So enamoured with a store employee so outdoorsy But this is more than a crush, now I think I'm in love with the girl Who works on checkout six in Decathlon Haven't known her that long But all I hear is birdsong When I see that girl on checkout six in Decathlon Yes, I've fallen headlong Chemistry? We had none But it's early days, we only met for 40 seconds You complemented me on my unusually small feet "You know these are from the childrens section, right?" When our fingers touched very briefly as you handed me the receipt You can't deny the electricity I know we've probably got nothing in common You clearly like the great outdoors, and I'm allergic to pollen She's got a tan, I've got anaemia She looks like she spends her winters skiing, I've never been, yeah Bet she rides a bike to work, I work home in PJs She got a Fitbit, I've just got this watch off eBay So we don't share the same aesthetic Maybe you're looking for a boy who's unathletic You can teach me snowboarding I'll play you all my recordings Show me how to be sporty I'll show you how to play the organ We'll both find it so rewarding Having pancakes every morning And then you'll go and start your shift in Decathlon Got these feelings so strong All I hear is birdsong When I see that girl on checkout six in Decathlon So glad I didn't stay home Could have got these boots from Amazon But if I had done I'd have never even met you Dreaming of the next time we can be together (We can be together) Gonna have to pop back in and browse The badminton accessories or golf sweaters (Until I catch your eye) Gazing at you from the table-tennis section (Table-tennis section) Actually I've just watched that series, 'YOU' On Netflix and on reflection Maybe this song's a bit much? Actually, I dunno Is it, is it maybe a bit creepy? Yeah