You're Probably Drunk Right Now

You're probably drunk right now 10:30 on a Tuesday night Somewhere out on the town Starin' in some stranger's eyes You're just a few sips away From not turnin' him down He probably thinks he's got a chance 'Cause you're probably drunk right now You're probably drunk right now About to pick up the phone You're gonna dial my number And say you need a ride home But knowin' you girl, you know me I'd be wishin' I could drive across town And you'll say that's okay 'Cause your probably drunk right now If it's hurtin' you like it's hurtin' me Then you're nothin' short of breakin' down If it's killin' you like it's killin' me And you got a memory to drown You're probably drunk right now Wishin' I was at your door Tellin' you that I was wrong With my knees on the floor But even if I did in the mornin' when the sun came out You wouldn't remember a thing 'Cause you're probably drunk right now If it's hurtin' you like it's hurtin' me Then you're nothin' short of breakin' down If it's killin' you like it's killin' me And you got a memory to drown Then you're probably drunk right now, oh yeah If it's hurtin' you like it's hurtin' me Then you're nothin' short of breakin' down If it's killin' you like it's killin' me And you got a memory to drown You're probably drunk right now You're probably drunk right now