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#metoo
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Comedy
#metoo was released on March 13, 2020 by Comedy Here Often? as a part of the album Decoxification
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Release DateMarch 13, 2020
LabelComedy Here Often?
LanguageEnglish
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy
BPM122

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Lyrics

Hey, Shirley
Yes, Broseph?
I got an idea for a song
You do?
I sure do
You're a strong, independent woman
You've been singing about sex for years
That's true
You're in the perfect position to tackle
The issues that fill us with fears
Hmm
I think you know what I'm talking about
And what I think that you should do
You gotta sit down and write us a song about #metoo
Umm, no thank-you
What?
Um, no thank- no thank-you
Hey look, you know that I can't
It's not my place cause I'm a cisgendered man
There are so many doors that are closed to me but
You wouldn't understand
I do think that I have a
Men need to be shown their entitlement
And inability to listen for consent
You could do that so well if you would just listen to me
And write a song about #metoo
Um, no thank-you. I- I don't want to
You're obviously not getting it, but I don't want to explain it to you
Because, well, actually, the splain in mansplain refers to explain
And that's not something I'm supposed to do
Is that so?
It's an attitude problem full of blind spots
But there something you can do
Just take my advice
Oh is this advice
And write a song about #metoo
Um no no thank you
Why not?
I don't have to tell you
Why not?
I don't owe you an explanation
Why not?
I don't like where this is going
I think the flaw in your argument is showing
Cause coercion is a serious problem
I'm well aware of that
If you really loved women, you would do it
That is not true
Come on!
No!
Please?
Mm, mmm, mmm
Look, I'll just start the song and then you keep going
Ladies, it's so crazy, being ladies with the
Vaginas that we have, it's so crazy
All right, now your turn
The only thing that I think would work
Finally!
Is some kind of metahumor, dialectical discourse
Exposing a ridiculous truth
But it would sure be tough to keep on course
It would be difficult to pull off right
It might upset some folks each night
I don't know the right way and
That's why I say I won't write a song about #metoo
I think we just did
Okay, you got me there
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