Society says fall in love
With some guy from Chemistry class
He'll be smart, cute, funny, and nice
And he'll love me for who I am
And when I walk down the aisle
In my beautiful white dress
I'll see him smiling at me
More genuine than anyone else
But I can't seem to find him
Hidden behind all these jerks
So I'll marry my carnivorous plant
I'll marry my carnivorous plant
I'll marry my carnivorous plant
I'll marry my carnivorous plant
I know it seems totally odd
But trust me I can explain
Humans have their little flaws
Like ruining our world
You get to know them and then
They'll say something really dumb
Like "Man, that's so autistic"
Or "What the hell was she wearing?"
But he never says any of that
Unlike all these human jerks
So I'll marry my carnivorous plant
I'll marry my carnivorous plant
I'll marry my carnivorous plant
I'll marry my carnivorous plant
He's gentle and he saves me from all the flies
And he keeps my secrets
All he wants is water and my love
Unlike all these needy men
I love his special shade of green
'Cause it complements my hair
I love my beloved soul mate
And I'll love him forever more
My love
My heart
My carnivorous plant
So I'll marry my carnivorous plant
I'll marry my carnivorous plant
I'll marry my carnivorous plant
I'll marry my carnivorous plant
I'll marry my carnivorous plant
I'll marry my carnivorous plant
I'll marry my carnivorous plant
I'll marry my carnivorous plant
