Wooden Leg Part 2 (The Woodening)

I've got a leg, it's made out of wood It comes from a land far away where the trees they grow good This my tale, of death and revenge A quest for redemption to seek true enlightenment deep in the world within My journey begins Tonight we set sail To far off Japan To murder the bastard who took away both of my hands Deep in the night, I discover the fiend I challenge the scoundrel to a fight to the death And this time I can not lose He will meet his doom! Die, you Japanese bastard! I don't even like sushi! When you're dead, I'm going to chop off your arms! And sew them onto me! Wooden leg, woo-oo-den leg I've got a wooden leg, wooden leg Wooden leg, woo-oo-den arm I have no longer got wooden arms Wooden leg, woo-oo-den leg I've got a wooden leg, wooden leg Wooden leg, woo-oo-den leg Soon I will not have wooden legs Now I return To ancient Madrid To undo the crimes that a greasy old Spaniard once did While he's asleep, I cut off his legs With the power of mystical voodoo-borne magic I stick them back on to me I am now free! ヒヒヒ又はカカカよくぞ古代日本の呪いを解いてくれた わらわは貴様が盗んだ腕に棲まう悪霊 貴様は今日からわらわの傀儡となるのじゃ そうじゃストロングゼロを108缶買ってきたぞ いまからこいつをぜーんぶ飲み干してやろうさて貴様はどうする乾杯 Je je je! Has desatado la antigua maldición Española! Yo soy el espíritu vengativo que vive dentro de las piernas que me habéis hurtado! He infectado tu cerebro y tomado control de tu cuerpo! Ahora, vamos a comer muchos tacos y churros, y tu no puedes detenerme! Salud! I have unleashed, the mystical curse Now my existence has gotten much worse My arms and my legs, a will of their own Controlling my mind from inside of my bones My legs from Madrid are causing me fear My Japanese arms just want to drink beer I pray to the gods, and ask them oh why There is no escape, I'm doomed 'til I die Wooden leg, woo-oo-den leg This is the curse of the wooden leg Wooden leg, woo-oo-den arm I wish I still had my wooden arms Wooden leg, woo-oo-den leg This is the curse of the wooden leg Wooden leg, woo-oo-den leg These legs will haunt me 'til I'm dead! I can't take it anymore These cursed limbs are driving me insane Alright, that does it It's time to end this I'm really going to do it I'm going to chop off my own head! Wooden head, wooden head, wooden head I've got a wooden head, wooden head Wooden head, wooden head, wooden head I've got a wooden head, wooden head Wooden head, wooden head, wooden head I've got a wooden head, wooden head Wooden head, wooden head, wooden head I've got a wooden head, now I'm dead!