Scene Police

We’re the majority, of the minority

In this counter culture, we are the authority

We are the anarchists, We make the rules

We’re here to scrutinize, everything you do!

You have the right to remain

The status quo, benign, mundane

And everything you say will be used

In the inquisition likely to ensue!

Somebody call the scene police! (x4)

Punk rock is unity, and we enforce it

We sanction only safe-space mosh pits

And if you deviate or fail to fall in line

We excommunicate, condemn and crucify

You have the right to remain

The status quo, benign, mundane

And everything you say will be used

In the inquisition likely to ensue!

Somebody call the scene police! (x8)