Quarantine

Went to the grocery store after the stampede People fight for toilet paper like the UFC Nothin' left on that shelf but a lonely can of beans So I can guess I'll head back to the house and take a bath in bleach Quarantine, quarantine Drinkin' whiskey like vaccine Wavin' at the neighbours Social distancing Quarantine, quarantine Wearing Lysol like sunscreen Quarantine, quarantine Oh, lonesome quarantine And all my anti-huntin' buds are reachin' out to me I know your freezers stay stocked up Can I get some fresh deer meat? Well, I hope your family's well, hope them hands are clean Any chance that you might have an extra AR-15 Quarantine, quarantine Drinkin' whiskey like vaccine Wavin' at the neighbours Social distancing Quarantine, quarantine Wearing Lysol like sunscreen Quarantine, quarantine Oh, lonesome quarantine Shoutout to the heroes Fightin' this disease It's time to come together now As one society But wait a minute Whoa, h-, like-, I'm-, stop, stop, stop I meant that in like a metaphorical sense Not a literal sense Because if we came together That would be the antithesis of what quarantine means But good thing we have FaceTime 'Cause we can hang out, make dumb songs like this And shoutout to all the healthcare workers out there And, and, Tim, I really like that chorus, let's hit that one more time Quarantine, quarantine Drinkin' whiskey like vaccine Wavin' at the neighbours Social distancing Quarantine, quarantine Wearing Lysol like sunscreen Quarantine, quarantine Oh, lonesome quarantine Getting a little dull there