Somebody Catch That Monkey

Somebody catch that monkey I think he stole my hat Somebody try and find out just where that monkey's at There's a chimpanzee who stole from me He somehow got my shoes The police are out there looking but they don't have any clues Whoa-oh-oh-oh Whoa-oh-oh-oh Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Keep your eye out for that monkey 'Cause he ran off with my coat I turned around and it was gone and that really gets my goat Be on the lookout for a little ape with a Hawaiian shirt I have to explain it's got a big red stain where I spilled my dessert Whoa-oh-oh-oh Whoa-oh-oh-oh Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Well I'm just a bit frustrated, 'cause as everybody knows You can't chase a monkey down the street if you ain't got any clothes (That stupid monkey!) Whoa-oh-oh-oh Whoa-oh-oh-oh Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Someone grab that crazy rascal If you see him runnin' by 'Cause that hairy little bandit has got my favorite tie Someone tackle that little critter If you get the chance Well, I'm just a little bitter, 'cause that thief just stole my pants Whoa-oh-oh-oh Whoa-oh-oh-oh Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Well that monkey's wearin' all my clothes and I'm mad as I can be 'Cause that little jerk went to where I work and everybody thought it was me! Whoa-oh-oh-oh Whoa-oh-oh-oh Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh