Don't Be Nice to Me

Don't be nice to me I'm undeserving of your kind attention Don't be nice to me Better you pass me by I just put paid to the chance of love in a million And if you're nice to me, you'll only have me crying Don't be nice to me Thank you for the invitation Don't be nice to me Sorry, I can't stay When I find a rock big enough for me to crawl under I'm gonna hang a sign outside to the world, "stay away" Don't be nice to me If only life could be Like a walk in the park To the trill of a lark on the wing on high Don't be nice to me 'Cause I can't guarantee That what you'll find won't blow your mind If you're too kind Don't be nice to me Yes, I need a ride to the station Don't be nice to me But I'd rather walk in the rain, yeah Now I know I'm acting like a big galoot And it'll all work out in time But if you're nice to me Get ready to see me cry Cry, cry Cry and cry Cry, baby Don't be nice to me