Caitlyn Jenner

Makes sense you boneless as a beginner, than Going straight for a sex change like Caitlyn Jenner You may need to heal inward, than Switch your body jar in the middle of your tenure Too late, it's your birthday, we're gonna Party like it's your first tre, pull a Tic Tac, for your first date, don't Wait for a coffin till your worst day When you, give up the ghost like Casper Hospital flips lead to casts of plaster Darth-like dark slides of disaster Sometimes feeling hot flashes like a fire cracker Feeling feeble? go eat a salad Stay off the roast beef and meatloaf ballads Lay an egg plant for better balance, but Too much melancholy can lead to callouses Stay light as a feather flip Slide like a bertlemann, smooth as a Tedder lip That Superman might pique your pinterest When you catch air as high as Mount Everest Don't show your backside, check the method Do it proper, hold it, for longer than a second If there's no comply, don't get her naked, and Never show off your stiffy, especially if she's frigid From a daydream to a nightmare Too many hurricanes may get her right there But beware, if she likes prayer Madonna's only gonna wanna bless some Christ air Either him or Sean Penn Don't shoot footage, unless you get a long lens He'll Texas two-step on your chin, he's Like a caveman, just waiting to hang ten