I Ain't Been Nowhere

I was traveling along playing anywhere I could When along came a virus and took away my livelihood Somebody picked it up and spread it worldwide And now for a while we have to all stay inside You ask me how I'm doing and if I've washed my hands And I say listen bud I've had about as much as I can stand I ain't been nowhere man I ain't been nowhere man Been sittin' in my chair man growin' out my hair man Sleepin' I've done my share man I ain't been no where I'm in the bedroom, bathroom, living room, dining room Attic, basement just to find an old broom Hallway, driveway same place as yesterday Go cook, read a book, jog around the breakfast nook Glass clink get a drink straight from the kitchen sink Can't think eyes blink man do my clothes stink I ain't been nowhere man I ain't been nowhere man Been sittin' in my chair man growin' out my hair man Sleepin' I've done my share man I ain't been no where I'm playin' Yahtzee, Jigsaw, Scrabble and Monopoly Jenga, Checkers, Cards Against Humanity Fortnight, Minecraft, Grand Theft Auto 5 Battleground, Pac Man, Black Ops stay alive Obstacle course with your daddy's old golf ball Mousetrap, Ping Pong, Happy Hour, Zoom call I ain't been nowhere man I ain't been nowhere man Been sittin' in my chair man growin' out my hair man Sleepin' I've done my share man I ain't been no where I'm watchin' Netflix, Apple, Disney and Amazon YouTube, Roku, Hulu with my jammies on Tiger King, Schitt's Creek, Maisel and South Park Star Wars, Star Trek, Ozark's gettin' dark Porn Hub bathtub dirty old magazines Lysol quarantine see what I mean now I ain't been nowhere man I ain't been nowhere man Been sittin' in my chair man growin' out my hair man Sleepin' I've done my share man I ain't been no where I know some place you used to go I ain't been no where