No Time To Be Sober

Oh, what day is it? Man I'm at my local Winn Dixie, feeling kinda risky 'Cause I forgot my surgical mask And it seems the town is with me 'Cause man the looks are shifty I get from every person I pass (excuse me, oops,sorry) I'm just here to stock up on spirits And get a few things for my home So please could someone tell me Why all the toilet paper's gone? This ain't no time to be sober This ain't no time to be sober There's a time and place to hide your face And I got nothin' but time to waste This ain't no time to be sober I've had my fill of Zoom meetings Emotional eating since five o'clock 'Til arriving 'round noon (just no time) And I swear this paranoia, man, it can destroy ya Every time I cough, I swear that I'm through I'm like six feet from my sanity, just trying to get back And figure out why Carole Baskin fed her husband to that cat This ain't no time to be sober This ain't no time to be sober There's a time and place to hide your face And I got nothin' but time to waste This ain't no time to be sober I used to crack a beer and throw on CMT But now I'm sipping vodka with the CDC and This ain't no time to be sober (this ain't no time to be sober) This ain't no time to be sober There's a time and place to hide your face And I got nothin' but time to waste This ain't no time to be sober I do believe we should share cheer But I'll do mine from over here and This ain't no time to be sober I can't wait 'til it's over