My Boulder

You can lean on me, Cry on my shouder, If I'm Obelix, You are my boulder, Well I ain't never seen such a big hard bastard cry like I did that day, He said "I lost everything that ever meant anything and I can't go on living this way", He slammed his pint down on the table and said "I ain't never drinking again", I put my hand on his shoulder, looked him square in the eye and I said "listen my friend, You can lean on me, Cry on my shoulder, If I'm Obelix, You are my boulder" I said "If you need a place to stay you can always come over, I'll clean out the front room and you can sleep on my sofa", He said "I can only apologise if I seem out of touch, The only reason I scream and shout is cos I care so much", You can lean on me, Cry on my shoulder, If I'm Obelix, You are my boulder.