King of Cups (feat. Christopher Bowes)

I came upon an old man in a forest Living deep in a hole in the ground He filled a cup and he gave it to me Drink it down, drink it down, drink it down Seven days since I had that potion Seven days since I drunk his brew I feel a thirst and it's getting stronger now So long I have dwelled in the darkness Perfecting a mystic brew From afar come the bravest drinkers For a taste of this deadly juice Seven years it has been fermenting Seven years in an oaken cask Now it's time, the drink is ready This booze will kick your ass One drink just to dull the senses Two more just to calm the nerves Another round for the brave among you It's really nothing more than you deserve One drink and you'll feel the magic Two drinks and you'll beg for more Three drinks and your world is spinning One last drink and you'll hit the floor Last call and my glass is empty I don't have a lot to lose We gotta keep this party going I gotta have that booze I've got a recipe, it's off my own design So take a chance with me And pretty soon you'll find It's better than wine Tequila gin and mead, the taste that I most need That wicked potion maker's brew A whiskey and a beer, stir till the drink is clear Just take a breath before you chug