Beauty you may have it on your face
But you haven't got enough grace
To be a million welcomed babe
Sorry i think you're far too vain
But you haven't got enough brains
To be a person that i respect
Flowery and complicated writing
Is a sign of intellectual strength
No comment on all everyday happenings
Is a prerequisite to be cool
Oh i'd better shut my mouth
Speaking french to those who don't know it
Is a way to show that you're superior
Let's roll our tongues without necessity
So all of the people will think we are well-educated
