Shit Happens

Wears a helmet when he rides his bike

Won't catch him without a light at night

He's got a ten year plan to retire for life

But guess what,

Shit Happens

She tells her kid, to lock the door

Don't play with the stove when she's at the store

If you go to school, you won't be poor

But guess what,

Shit Happens

You gotta fall in love and have a baby boy

Buy a house and a car and some fancy toys

Now you work all day cause you're paranoid

Cause you know,

Shit Happens

Always people's dirt that they wipe off last

Just another dingleberry stuck in the ass

People say they love you, but they still want the cash

Figure it out,

You can't win

The King of the world, that you live in alone

The only girl is Salli that is calling your phone

They like what you say, they just don't like the tone

Figure it out,

You can't win

Big ole fish in a tiny pond

Brain so clouded, you can't see beyond

Won't listen to the jester with the magic wand

What do you know,

Where've you been

If you don't take chances, life is no fun

You'll have no stories at a hundred and one

Live so healthy, have an aneurysm

Murphy's Law,

Shit Happens

Try to smile

Shit Happens

You're not alone

Shit Happens