I've got a headache
Splitting headache
It hurts so much it kills
I ain't got no money
Too short on money
To pay up my bills
If only I was God
Then everything would be alright
I'm so ugly
Skinny and ugly
Couldn't get a job on the TV
My thing's so small
Way too small
For a role in porno movie
If only I was God
Then everything would be alright
If I could get a girl
A sexy girl
It would be marvelous
If only this song
Would go number one
And make me rich and famous
If only I was God
Then everything would be alright
