So what the heck
Were you thinking?
It's gotta come out
There's no reason to pout
I can't believe
You're embarrassed
Pooping is fun
Just flush when you're done
It's a well-known fact
A simple natural act
It must pass through your tract
On the daily
Everybody poops (poops)
Everybody poops (poops)
Everybody poops (poops)
Eventually
It might be stuck
Constipation
Fiber's the trick
To making it slick
Or possibly
Diarrhea
It's all leaky and wet
You're stuck on the toilet
You're waiting in the queue
Your face is turning blue
You must go number two
In a hurry
Everybody poops (poops)
Everybody poops (poops)
Everybody poops (poops)
Eventually
Break it down
Girls poop and boys poop
And dogs poop and cats poop too
You know it's true (know it's true)
Big turds and wet turds
And small turds and round turds too
Float in the loo (in the loo)
Moms poop and dads poop
And whales poop and you poop too
You know you do (true, you do)
It's sloppy and icky
And stinky and drippy too
It's not taboo
'Cause everybody poops
Everybody poops
Everybody poops
Eventually
Everybody poops (poops)
Everybody poops (poops)
Everybody poops (poops)
Eventually
Everybody po-, poops
