If I Was a Bar

I'd have an all-night Happy Hour With the coldest beer in town La-Z-Boys for bars stools And taps that don't run out I'd have every kinda whiskey And that one red wine you don't like The kind of place you'd never be caught dead inside If I was a bar, I'd be a beer can dive I'd have a little buzz in my neon light I'd have a sawdust floor and a cover band playin' With a fiddle and a steel guitar I wouldn't have this broken heart Wouldn't take your leavin' half as hard I wouldn't be fallin' this apart If I was a bar I'd have the songs-you-hated jukebox For all my friends to sing And every game that's ever played On way too big TVs I'd have your picture on the dart board And let your ex's drink for free If I was a bar, that's the kind of bar I'd be If I was a bar, I'd be a beer can dive I'd have a little buzz in my neon light I'd have a sawdust floor and a cover band playin' With a fiddle and a steel guitar I wouldn't have this broken heart Wouldn't take your leavin' half as hard I wouldn't be fallin' this apart If I was a bar If I was a bar, I'd be a beer can dive I'd have a little buzz in my neon light I'd have a sawdust floor and a cover band playin' With a fiddle and a steel guitar I wouldn't have this broken heart Wouldn't take your leavin' half as hard I wouldn't be fallin' this apart If I was a bar I wouldn't be fallin' this apart If I was a bar Yeah