My Boyfriend

My boyfriend Doesn't argue with the waitstaff 'cause he ordered decaf No My boyfriend Doesn't blame for his antics, melodramatic tactics No My boyfriend Doesn't make me put a bra on even for a restaurant No My boyfriend Knows what he wants and says what he means Knows how to talk without biting me Takes the front seat, watching me drive But snatches the wheel Right in time I guess that's why you're not my boyfriend I can see why you're not my boyfriend My boyfriend Gets to see me dress up just to take the dress off Oo woah My boyfriend Is allowed to look but is more welcome to tuh-tuh Touch All he wants Is to hold me in the midnight 'cause he wouldn't feel right Sending me home Then we discuss what I wanna touch Aren't you happy you're not my boyfriend Oh you should be happy you're not my boyfriend My boyfriend Doesn't put down other people just to feed his ego No My boyfriend Doesn't blackout every weekend and wonder why he sleeps in No My boyfriend Doesn't call me a slut when he's drunk And not remember when he wakes up My boyfriend Isn't on his phone every moment we're alone But if you didn't get that Oh just to remind you that you're not My Boyfriend I can't imagine if you were my boyfriend