Porn Hour

She bought tube socks on Amazon

I watched girls remove their bras

She wrote paper on Babylon

While she's busy, time to toss

Gutenberg, then Sony too

DVDs, the cloud, what's next?

Next big thing when this one's through

Will be huge if it's got sex

We salute the industry of the San Fernando Valley

We got everything we want with a mouse click

Because of the mighty porn flick

Innovation of the Internet

Was driven by a couple on a film set

We thank the hard boys and the naked girls

For the coming of our beautiful cyber world

I make new friends on porn star chats

I know all the big boob sites

She likes YouTubes with funny cats

We embrace the web's delights

Internet's capacity

Compounding since it was born

Boundless in veracity

But in truth, it's mostly porn

We salute the industry of the San Fernando Valley

We got everything we want with a mouse click

Because of the mighty porn flick

Innovation of the Internet

Was driven by a couple on a film set

We thank the hard boys and the naked girls

For the coming of our beautiful cyber world

Of our beautiful cyber world

Beautiful

Beautiful cyber world

Nod reluctantly to the industry

Grudgingly to the industry

We salute the industry of the San Fernando Valley

We got everything we want with a mouse click

Because of the mighty porn flick

Innovation of the Internet

Was driven by a couple on a film set

We thank the hard boys and the naked girls

For the coming of our beautiful cyber world

We got everything we want with a mouse click

Innovation of the Internet

We thank the hard boys and the naked girls

For the coming of our beautiful cyber world