The Family-Friendly Noose Song

What's the greatest kind of knot that you can tie with ease? It's useful and it's happy, and it suits your every need Well, I'm about to tell you, but first I have to note That you never should ever consider putting a rope around your throat So let's learn how to tie a noose It's practical for every use All you need is a piece of rope And to never give up hope You make a loop, and the snake goes down But changes it's mind and turns around And climbs back up to the top again This is where the fun begins You take the snake and spiral down And at the bottom, what has he found? The snake goes into the rabbit's hole Then you give the top a pull Never consider self abuse This is how you tie a noose There's a hundred uses for the hangman's knot That have nothing to do with K.Y.S. (never do that) You can make a stylish belt to hold up your pants You can tie them to your wrists and do a hangman's dance Well, you could tie your shoes, or you could make bananas fly You could stir a mixture, hang a picture, anything you try So let's learn how to tie a noose It's practical for every use All you need is a piece of rope And to never give up hope Never consider self abuse This is how you tie a noose