Crazy Like You

She ain't crazy like you

Hate my friends like you

She don't ruin a Friday night over nothing like you

She don't steal my jacket

Put down my job

Change the radio just to piss me off

When she says she's gonna show up at 7

She don't show up at 11 half drunk

And when I ask her who's calling in the middle of the night

She don't say, "No one"

She don't just say, "I love you," when I do

I just wish that she could drive me crazy like you

She don't try to be cool

She'd  never flirt in front of me at a bar like you

And when I see an old friend

She don't even ask

She ain't so insecure she gotta bring up the past

When she says she's gonna show up at 7

She don't show up at 11 half drunk

And when I ask her who's calling in the middle of the night

She don't say, "No one"

She don't just say, "I love you," when I do

I just wish that she could drive me crazy like you

Oh, yeah

When she says she's gonna show up at 7

She don't show up at 11 half drunk

When I ask her who's calling in the middle of the night

She don't say, "No one"

She'd never treat my heart like a souvenir

If she heard I was happy, she'd never show up here

At 3 am

Thinking it's a given that she's getting back in