The Ballad of the Political Barista

I've been feeling rather reflective recently This is surprising, considering I'm not a mirror Shaving my face, shaving my pencil Draw out a line, I'm sure to follow the stencil Shaving my face, shaving my pencil Draw out a line, I'm sure to follow the stencil Start your day badly with a Brexit breakfast bar And masturbate to the loneliness that will ensue It's just that Useless Knowledge You're all just being used She was a twisted transistor And I call her a Political Barista Combine Hot Chocolate, Coffee, and a Tory And what do you get? A fucking mocha-ry I think you joined the game late (I think you joined the game) I think you joined the game (Game) Late (Late) Yeah, yeah, yeah I've seen the whole tattoo that runs Up your girlfriends back and bum I know she'll love you She loved me once. I've seen the whole tattoo that runs Up your girlfriends back and bum I know she'll love you She loved me once I think you joined the game late (I think you joined the game) I think you joined the game (Game) Late (Late) Yeah yeah yeah I think you joined the game late (I think you joined the game) I think you're trying to kill (Kill) Me (Me) Yeah yeah yeah The kings and the beggars are mad at each other The kings and the beggars are as bad as each other The kings and the beggars are mad at each other The kings and the beggars are as bad as each other The kings and the beggars are mad at each other The kings and the beggars are as bad as each other