Is This Thing On

That old Antoinette When she gets on the Internet It's like she grows a second head You can't believe the things she's said The next day Antoinette I saw her at the Superette She didn't seem to recollect She'd sent us over the edge Is this thing on You can get out of bed On the same side for so long Waking up on the wrong side It can happen to anyone People maybe ought to talk Rather than make shit up You can wreak some damage With a little imagination Is this thing on Where do people get off I mean where do they get on Where are we now Is this thing on? I just want to hear your story Sing me a little song Something you made up It doesn't have to be that long Is this thing on