DINOSAURS

So, where should we begin? Maybe we should begin at the beginning Sounds fine to me, yeah Dinosaurs came in all colors They were creatures with different features Had teeth to eat ya, they made beds called nests And laid eggs after they had sex inside 'em Whether they ate plants or meat is how you could divide 'em And the Flintstones, they, they used to ride 'em With tails particularly good for slidin' But in real life, it probably didn't go down like that (Rawr!) They probably didn't sound like that, but maybe close If we are to believe Noah, they didn't really know how to make boats And they drowned like that Via paleontology, fossily is how they mostly found like that Bones in the stones, that's if you soil-dig But if you oil-rig, they warm up the homes Power up the cars In Jurassic Park, it was a zone full of clones They say they death came from the stars An asteroid flew down and blowed up the grown The babies too, the whole family The entire Brady crew bit the dust like food from the floor Just imagine one day all the Cruncheroos was just removed from the store And not just shooed off the stage, but booed off the tour If they had lawyers, they coulda sued some for sure Class actions when that happens, you know the rules Objection, sustained, raptor snappin' gets overruled Respect the court, this ain't your condo in Toronto They ran in packs, Brontosaurus ran in hers Pterodactyls was the birds The prehistoric conceptual source of the Mighty Morphin' combo Word, uh, it gets rangerous Come hit the museum if you wanna hang with us But mostly just the skeletons Now if you wanna use brain cave space as a metric for intelligence Then Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't the smartest of the smartest But you wouldn't wanna box with the short-armed carnivorous martial artist You ain't gotta be the sharpest saw to slice the sausage Or the largest ninja star in all of Harlem to carve a part into a target, if we arguin' They say they where we get chickens from So which came first, ancestors or the chicken son? Skulls flows cross roads like tips and thumbs In Bruce Lee's gi, tell me to freeze, I might kick your gun Call it survivin' the ice age Reptilian, how old? 'Bout 242 million Post-Cretaceous, they status was basically wiped from the face Of our favorite little ball in the skies Some were small, some were tall, some would crawl, some would fly But we gotta thank 'em all 'Cause without them, we wouldn't have the malls of Dubai But they also kinda gave us all a climate change I ain't tryna blame, I'm just saying Sometimes they go by they science names Megalosauroidea or Sauropodomorpha, whatever you wanna call 'em Whether it be Grimlock, Yoshi or Earl Sinclair Just remember at one time, this whole world was theirs Ahoy, kids, uh-huh-huh-huh-huh Ba-da, da-da, da-da-da, da, da-da, da-da, da-daa Da-da, da-da, da-da-da, da-da, da-da, da-daa Da-da, da-da, da-daa, daa-daa, daa-daa