People So Stupid

Hi I'm praying that the world changes soon Can't get a doobie on a plane, but there's Uzis in our schools Every dude who touched a boob or a booty getting MeToo'd What you expect from the kids who went to Hooters after school? We're all triggered and defensive, we're all racist and we're sexist We all grew up watching South Park, how are we offended? Now being fat is beautiful? Name a thing that you can't do? Jumping jacks, run a mile, live past 42 Man, it used to be cool to just flip a bird to the system And now it's trendy to be triggered and pretend you're a victim It's my race, it's my weight, it's because I'm a Christian I hate the internet and anyone who has an opinion And everybody angry if you say "white", 'kay, fine Pass me the brush and I'll paint my face 'til the shade's right Let's talk about abortion, sorry, tell me how this works Bacteria is life on Mars, but a heartbeat isn't life on Earth? Weird People are so stupid, why are y'all so stupid? Get better problems, I swear to God that y'all want 'em, you're so dumb People so stupid, people so dumb, people so boo-hoo, wah-wah-wah Get better issues, we're gonna run out of tissues, it's so dumb I'm a hater 'cause I can't relate to gay pride? Call me homophobic because I don't wanna date guys? 'Kay tight I, for one, I'm not surprised the world declined along the way Giving trophies to children for losing just 'cause they decide to play We exercise our right to vote then hate the politicians, ayy This is a democracy, it's partly your decision, ayy This is weird, it feels like this is a different year If I identify as a female, then will my balls and penis disappear? Children want a gender switch and hating men is feminist Depression and anxiety are trendy, we're too sensitive Invented 80 genders, now the world is not accepting it They gave them more attention than normal women and men can get What a contradiction, being human is so tragic Focus on minorities, ignoring all the masses Hallelujah, everyone, activism saved the planet No more plastic straws in paper Just paper straws wrapped in plastic, congratulations People are so stupid, why are y'all so stupid? Get better problems, I swear to God that y'all want 'em, you're so dumb People so stupid, people so dumb, people so boo-hoo, wah-wah-wah Get better issues, we're gonna run out of tissues, it's so dumb Look I get it, it's like the world is going crazy Seems like a school shooting happens almost daily The racism, rape culture, hatred that we're facing Is way too ingrained for our hashtags to change it We became so lazy and complacent, afraid of our generation We think activism's Instagramming memes and complaining It's a problem when there's actually actions you could be taking But you're triggered, so you just cry like a baby People are so stupid, why are y'all so stupid? Get better problems, I swear to God that y'all want 'em, you're so dumb People so stupid, people so dumb, people so boo-hoo, wah-wah-wah Get better issues, we're gonna run out of tissues, it's so dumb