Trouble on Oxford Street

There was trouble on Oxford Street I lost a little blood and a couple of teeth There was hassle on Oxford Street Learnt a little lesson to watch my cheek Past Piccadilly and just past drunk I ruffled the hair of a couple of punks And there was panic on Oxford Street Among the mist of the drink and the fists and the feet There was trouble on Oxford Street my sweet There was trouble on Oxford Street It went off like Krakatoa Like Rocky Balboa I didn't know where I was Please excuse the bruises Drink got me into this I didn't know where I was There was tension on Oxford Street On the last night bus to the A&E Oh, it must have been such a pretty sight Signing on with a blackened eye There was trouble on Oxford Street my sweet There was trouble on Oxford Street my sweet It went off like Krakatoa Like Rocky Balboa I didn't know where I was Please excuse the bruises Drink got me into this I didn't know where I was There was trouble on Oxford Street my sweet Pushed my luck and it knocked me off my feet There was trouble on Oxford Street I lost a little blood and a couple of teeth There was hassle on Oxford Street Learnt a little lesson to watch my cheek It went off like Krakatoa Like Rocky Balboa I didn't know where I was Please excuse the bruises Drink got me into this I didn't know where I was It went off like Krakatoa Like Rocky Balboa I didn't know where I was Please excuse the bruises Drink got me into this I didn't know where I was