Be Prepared

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Beck

I know that your powers of retention

Are as wet as a warthog's backside

But think as you are, pay attention

My words are a matter of pride

It's clear from your vacant expressions

The lights are not all on upstairs

But we're talking kings and successions

Even you can't be caught unawares

So prepare for the chance of a lifetime

Be prepared for sensational news A shining new year is tiptoeing near

Where do we feature Just listen to teacher I know it sounds sordid

But you'll be rewarded

When at last I am given my cues

An injustice deliciously squared

Be prepared

It's myth that we'll soon be commended

But the name will be long time ago

Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected

To take certain duties on board

So prepare for the coup of the century

Be prepared for the murkiest scam

Meticulous planning, tenacity spanning, decades of denial

Is simply why I'll

Be king undisputed

Respected, saluted

And seen for the wonder I am

Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bad

Be prepared

Yes, our teeth and ambitions are bad

Be prepared