Swipe Right on Me

I reached in my pocket full of Friday night money I went to the dj and I slipped him a twenty I said "See that girl trying not to be seen She's hiding behind her 5 inch screen. Play good time Alan Jackson Yeah, that oughta get her attention!" I bet her inbox on Bumble Is buzzing like a bee Well I'd sure like FaceTime But I don't mean virtually Dancing's no fun alone So help me put down her phone So she can Swipe Right- right on over to me! She had her hand on that android like it was a Bible Til the dj laid down that country gold vinyl It wouldn't be long til she let it go That Bootin' Scootin Boogie had her tapping her toes Well I reeled in her for an old school time When I casted out my brand new pickup line Get your fingers off of tinder And walk them all over me Well I'd sure like to FaceTime But I don't mean virtually Dancing's no fun alone So will you put down your phone So you can Swipe Right- right on over to me Alright let's bring it down a little bit... I said a swipe right right on me that's a honky tonk Eharmony I said a swipe right right on me that's a honky tonk Eharmony I said swipe r-i-g-h-t that's a honky tonk Eharmony Let's go boys! Alright lemme show y'all how I slide into these DMs! No more bumble and no more tinder But it looks like a match to me We got to FaceTime and I don't mean virtually (Aw HELL Naw!) Dancing's no fun alone So you put down that phone So you could Swipe Right- right on over to me One more time boys! No more dancing alone It coulda gone either way I know But you swiped right when you swiped right on over to me! Yeah! Oh man! I think we turned her notifications on!