Doctor, Lawyer, Indian Chief

There's a doctor living in your town

There's a lawyer and an Indian, too

And neither doctor, lawyer, nor Indian chief

Could love you anymore than I do

There's a barrel of fish in the ocean

There's a lot of little birds in the blue

"And neither fish nor fowl" says the wise old owl

Could love you anymore than I do

No, no, no, it couldn't be true

That anyone else could love you like I do

I'm gonna warn all the dead eyed dicks

That you're the chick with the slickest tricks

And every tick of my ticker ticks for you, follow through

Tell the doc to stick to his practice

Tell the lawyer to settle his case

Send the Indian chief and his tommy-hawk

Back to little Rain-In-The-Face

'Cause you know, know, know it couldn't be true

That anyone else could love you like I do

No, no, no, it couldn't be true

That anyone else could love you like I do

And confidentially, I confess

I sent a note to the local press

That I'll be changing my home address

For you, follow through

Tell the doc to stick to his practice

Tell the lawyer to settle his case

Send the Indian chief and his tommy-hawk

Back to little Rain-In-The-Face

'Cause you know, know, know it couldn't be true

That anyone else could love you like I do

No, no, no, it couldn't be true

That anyone else could love you like I do

I'm gonna send a hot time, unique

To warn the boys down at Cripple Creek

That every dimple of your dimpled cheek

Is mine, so let's speak now

Tell the doc to stick to his practice

Tell the lawyer to settle his case

Send the Indian chief and his tommy-hawk

Back to little Rain-In-The-Face

'Cause you know, know, know it couldn't be true

That anyone else could love you like I do

Like I do

Like I do

Like I do

Like I do